Yep, she does.

So does he.

So do they/them/zie/hir or any other pronoun used by folks outside the gender binary.

In short, massage gift certificates are for EVERYONE and EVERY BODY.

They're easy to wrap, contain zero calories, and are AVAILABLE ONLINE any time of day or night.  You can get them by dollar amount or by service.  If you plan ahead, you can even get pretty paper ones from our office.

Be a hero twice - once when they receive the gift certificate, and again when they redeem it.


What if you know what you want but your Dearest Heart needs a clue?  We gotcha covered with our handy, helpful "Hint, Hint!" card.  Print this sucker out, check the appropriate heart-shaped box (yes, that was totally a Nirvana reference), and do something unsubtle like tape it to the bathroom mirror.

We've even included one below in order to make it easy for you.  Want to learn more about the services listed?  We've got a guide to our sweet Valentine specials. 

Even Cupid would be envious.

IT'S THAT TIME AGAAAAIIIN!

You know, the one where you look dumbly at your sweetie and wonder what on earth would be a good Valentine's Day gift for your beloved.

We are here to save your bacon. 
(And who doesn't like bacon?)

Be a hero this Valentine's Day with a Heartfire Massage gift certificate (bacon optional).  Be a hero once, when you give it, then be a hero AGAIN when your cupcake redeems it.  Double heroism.  Twice the thoughtfulness points for the same amount of moolah.  Doesn't that beat out flowers that will barely last a week?

We have printable gift certificates available 24/7 through the magic of the internet, or you can arrange to pick up a paper one from our office. 

Already know what you want for a gift?  We have a "Hint, hint!" card right here that you can print out and leave for your dearest one.  Pro tip:  put it someplace REALLY obvious, like on the bathroom mirror.

Read on for our awesomesauce 2018 Valentine's day offerings!

Just call me Madame Rue
"To spend time together" is one of the most common answers to the "what do you want for Valentine's day?" query.  But time together doing what?  Going out for a crowded, noisy dinner that you'll soon forget?  It's hard to whisper sweet nothings in your bae's ear when you can barely hear each other.



Why not try a couple's massage instead?  We have a snazzy jazzy version called Love Potion No. 9 that we've put together for Valentine's day this year:  a 90-minute session with hot towels, our On the Rocks mini hot stone treatment, and massage oil infused with spices and essential oils.  We include a 30-minute extended rest session afterwards so you can enjoy some delicious chocolates and a split of champagne, then we give you a take-away goodie bag so you can continue your special night at home!

Special offer for newsletter subscribers!
Chelsea and I will be running TWO, count 'em, TWO Love Potion No. 9 sessions on the big day itself.  Because you guys rock, I'm giving you advanced dibs on those sessions.  They will be available at 12:30pm and 3pm only . . . but if you miss those slots, don't worry!  Remember what I said about gift certificates?

More Valentine's day goodness!
We have another spoil-me-rotten offering in the works this year:  Butter Me Up, Baby!  This service is available as a 75 minute session and includes an exfoliating body brushing treatment, full body relaxation massage, a butter rum eco-fin (paraffin alternative) dip on hands or feet, aromatherapy, and a matching take-home salt scrub.  This treatment will leave you soft and silky smooth, perfect for cuddling up with your boo.

The ultimate romantic night in:  An Evening to Remember
Really want to rock the romance and lavish the love?  See stars in your true love's eyes when you announce your gift:  in-home massage and a personal chef from Fireside Catering. Pricing is variable due to the amount of customization for this service, but we ask we reserve your special night by February 8th.  You can email me to set it all up.

For the footloose and fancy-free
Cupid isn't always kind, and Valentine's day can rub that in one's nose.  As far as a lot of folks go, T.S. Eliot got it wrong:  February is the cruelest month, not April.

So as a shout out to all the single ladies (and gents!), we're running a fun little special for the month of February called Hex the Ex.  Bring in a picture of your ex to burn - either in vengeance or release, we won't judge! - and add a free upgrade to your session.  Choose from a hot oil scalp massage, neck traction, ear seeds (auriculotherapy), eco-fin for hands or feet, or hot towels.  After all, living well is the best revenge.

Did I say living well?  I meant "loving well."
This year, you can fall in puppy love or find your PURRfect valentine at the Routt County Humane Society.  As many of you know, that's where Greg and I met Taavi last year and I decided to get my boyfriend a new best friend for Valentine's day.

As it turns out, they were having an adoption special wherein local businesses would cover half the fee for Valentine's day adoptions.  Taavi was one of the lucky ones covered by this special, so I've decided to pay it forward by sponsoring an adoption this year.  But!  I'm not going to tell you which critter until afterwards, when the news will be posted on our Facebook page.  (You are following along on Facebook, right?)

In the immortal words of Elwood Blues
"Remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same . . . we all need somebody to love . . ."