
But before we get there . . . I know there's only a third of December left, b

But you know what? We like gift certificates, too. *grin*
Even ones named after holiday themes.
Speaking of which . . .
I'm really proud of the winter holiday services. I had a good time putting them together, and I think there's a little something for everyone:

This is a service targeted towards a more active population. It's a great gift for athletes or someone recovering from an injury/ Know anyone who is already planning on ACL surgery come spring, f'rex? Price on this 'un is $99/$149.

I threw pretty much every relaxing thing I could at it (without going ridiculously overboard), resulting in a delightful conglomeration of hot towels, Swarovski ear seeds, body brushing, hot stones, and a cannabis-infused lotion with a calming aromatherapy blend. (Non-cannabis options are available, but really, what's the point?).
Price on this bad mamajamma? $135/185 for 60/90.

After all . . .
I mean, let's face it. Not all of us are meant to be Olympic athletes. Not all of us are meant to enjoy the cold and Great Outdoors. Some of us are--at best!--ski bunnies, and we should have no shame in that.
In fact, I'll meet you by the fireplace, drink in hand!