Christmas is five days away. There is no time to be subtle.Juuuuust in case you missed it, we carry gift certificates. You can order by dollar amount or select one of our new winter services--but more about those in a bit. They also have some customized retail goodies to go along with said winter services, just in case you want a little something more under the tree.
But before we get there . . . I know there's only a third of December left, but as a December baby myself, this is still relevant.
But you know what? We like gift certificates, too. *grin*
Even ones named after holiday themes.
Speaking of which . . .
I'm really proud of the winter holiday services. I had a good time putting them together, and I think there's a little something for everyone:
Dashing Through the Snow is a 60/90 minute service - more sport/deep tissue type of work with assisted stretching and our pain-relieving cannabis lotion spot treatment. (Of course, a non-420 alternative is available as well.)
This is a service targeted towards a more active population. It's a great gift for athletes or someone recovering from an injury/ Know anyone who is already planning on ACL surgery come spring, f'rex? Price on this 'un is $99/$149.
Then we've got Baby, It's Cold Outside, which is targeted more for our clients who are holycowstressed, allthetime, and need a little mini-vacay.
I threw pretty much every relaxing thing I could at it (without going ridiculously overboard), resulting in a delightful conglomeration of hot towels, Swarovski ear seeds, body brushing, hot stones, and a cannabis-infused lotion with a calming aromatherapy blend. (Non-cannabis options are available, but really, what's the point?).
Price on this bad mamajamma? $135/185 for 60/90.
Those who massage together, stay together--or so they say, right? Our last holiday offering is the Winter Wonderland package--a 90 minute couple's massage with an aromatherapy-infused oil (current offering: Vanilla Chai. and OMG it smells good!), hot towels on back, face, and feet, and a hot stone spot treatment. 90 minutes is the only option for this treatment, which runs $350.
After all . . .
I mean, let's face it. Not all of us are meant to be Olympic athletes. Not all of us are meant to enjoy the cold and Great Outdoors. Some of us are--at best!--ski bunnies, and we should have no shame in that.
In fact, I'll meet you by the fireplace, drink in hand!