How to become your mother's favorite child?

How to Become Your Mother's Favorite Child Okay, if you're her only offspring, you've probably got this one in the bag.  Doesn't mean you can't make her love you even more.

No lie, flowers are nice.  Chocolate doesn't suck either.  (Unless you're diabetic.  Or lactose-intolerant.  Or on a diet.  Or . . . whatever, you get the point.) But what means the most to moms? Love.  Love and affection from their children.  To be remembered, thought of, cared for.  (That, and the occasional phone call, which is kinda along the same lines.) Anyway. Remember how safe you felt in your mom's arms as a child?  How, when you're sick, all you want is for your mom to take care of you? How would you like to be able to give your mom that feeling in return?  Of being nurtured and supported, taken care of and loved and spoiled? YOU CAN. Give her the gift of massage, of relaxation and health.  Give her the gift of time to herself, where I do all the caretaking and she gets to feel like the center of the world.  Let my hands say the loving things to her that you can never find the words for.  Give her a hour or more of bliss--and start making up for all those gray hairs you've given her over the years. So how do I do that? It's easy. Call 970.819.1074 now to purchase a gift certificate.  I can take credit card orders over the phone and mail the gift certificate directly to her.  If you'd prefer, you can email me your information instead.  Feel free to personalize your gift with a short message, or simply say "Happy Mother's Day." Rates are on my website; you can purchase a full session or gift her with credit towards whatever session length she would like. Also!  For those who act before May 10th, I will throw in a FREE aromatherapy upgrade.  Your mother can choose from a variety of essential oils when she arrives for her appointment, so no need to worry about picking the right one for her. For those of you really on the ball, there's an extra bonus! Spoil her on her special day For those who know how to strike when the iron is hot, I will be open on Mother's Day.  Surprise your mom with a trip to my office--tell her where you're going (or not!) and escort her in. But here's the catch. I will only be available for a maximum of 4.5 hours that day.  That means if three people book hour-and-a-half appointments and you're number four, you lose. Furthermore, these appointments are NOT available for online booking.  You must call (970.819.1074) or email me with your desired time between 10 am and 5 pm.  First come, first served. Call now, cross it off your list, and stop thinking about it. Moms, feel free to forward this to your kids and spouse. Hints are nice to have.  Out-and-out requests are even better.