
We are here to save your bacon.
(And who doesn't like bacon?)
Be a hero this Valentine's Day with a Heartfire Massage gift certificate (bacon optional). Be a hero once, when you give it, then be a hero AGAIN when your cupcake redeems it. Double heroism. Twice the thoughtfulness points for the same amount of moolah. Doesn't that beat out flowers that will barely last a week?

Already know what you want for a gift? We have a "Hint, hint!" card right here that you can print out and leave for your dearest one. Pro tip: put it someplace REALLY obvious, like on the bathroom mirror.
Read on for our awesomesauce 2018 Valentine's day offerings!
Just call me Madame Rue
"To spend time together" is one of the most common answers to the "what do you want for Valentine's day?" query. But time together doing what? Going out for a crowded, noisy dinner that you'll soon forget? It's hard to whisper sweet nothings in your bae's ear when you can barely hear each other.


Chelsea and I will be running TWO, count 'em, TWO Love Potion No. 9 sessions on the big day itself. Because you guys rock, I'm giving you advanced dibs on those sessions. They will be available at 12:30pm and 3pm only . . . but if you miss those slots, don't worry! Remember what I said about gift certificates?

We have another spoil-me-rotten offering in the works this year: Butter Me Up, Baby! This service is available as a 75 minute session and includes an exfoliating body brushing treatment, full body relaxation massage, a butter rum eco-fin (paraffin alternative) dip on hands or feet, aromatherapy, and a matching take-home salt scrub. This treatment will leave you soft and silky smooth, perfect for cuddling up with your boo.

Really want to rock the romance and lavish the love? See stars in your true love's eyes when you announce your gift: in-home massage and a personal chef from Fireside Catering. Pricing is variable due to the amount of customization for this service, but we ask we reserve your special night by February 8th. You can email me to set it all up.
For the footloose and fancy-free
Cupid isn't always kind, and Valentine's day can rub that in one's nose. As far as a lot of folks go, T.S. Eliot got it wrong: February is the cruelest month, not April.


This year, you can fall in puppy love or find your PURRfect valentine at the Routt County Humane Society. As many of you know, that's where Greg and I met Taavi last year and I decided to get my boyfriend a new best friend for Valentine's day.
As it turns out, they were having an adoption special wherein local businesses would cover half the fee for Valentine's day adoptions. Taavi was one of the lucky ones covered by this special, so I've decided to pay it forward by sponsoring an adoption this year. But! I'm not going to tell you which critter until afterwards, when the news will be posted on our Facebook page. (You are following along on Facebook, right?)
In the immortal words of Elwood Blues
"Remember, people, that no matter who you are and what you do to live, thrive and survive, there're still some things that makes us all the same . . . we all need somebody to love . . ."